Name

Ingredients

Instructions

Pina Colada,
Kenmore Style

Bacardi Limon
Arizona Pina Colada

Drink the Pina Colada down to about the "Virgin Cocktail" [ironic], fill the rest with Limon, shake and enjoy.
For faster effects, drink to "Lopez" before adding Limon.

Stoop Friendly YooHoo

Yoohoo, Milk
Kahlua

Drink the YooHoo, yes the whole thing. Liberally apply Kahlua, and fill the rest with milk. Shake and enjoy.
OPTIONAL: Hershey's Syrup is a good complement.
For faster effects, don't add the milk.

Mountain Screw

Bacardi Limon
Mountain Dew

Mix both ingredients, stir (don't shake), and pound. Belching makes room for more.
For faster effects, chase with 151.

152

Bacardi 151, Bacardi Limon
Orange Juice, Vodka

Mix everything but 151. Do at least one shot of 151 (three works good), chase each with 8-20 oz. of mix. Repeat until incoherent.
No faster effects discovered to date.

Jerky Worm

Jose Cuervo Tequila, Salt
Lime.

Lick, Slam, Suck, Slam, lick, slam, piss, slam, belch, slam, fall, slam, get up, slam, fall, slam, die.
For faster effects, replace getting up with slamming, as well as sucking.

Penalty Shot

Goldschlager
Sega NHL Hockey 96

Play hockey, when scored upon, take penalty shot.
For faster effects, set goalies to manual.

Twizzzler

Cherry Jello
Sacco Sambuca

Make jello, replacing 50% of water with Sambuca. You can attempt to make shapes out of this mess.
For faster effects, skip cooling step, and drink warm.

Frozen Nipple

Haagen Dazs Bailey's Ice Cream
Sacco Sambuca

Mix a few cups of Bailey's pour Sambuca over top like hot fudge. Add cherry for full nipple effect.
For faster results, mix in blender and drink.

Electric Screwdriver

Absolut Vodka
Minute Maid Orange Soda

Use standard screwdriver procedure, substituting Orange Soda for Orange Juice.
For faster effects, play dice game Mexican.

Dr. Soco
AKA Vomitus Maximus

Southern Comfort
Dr. Pepper

Mix the two constituents in approximately equal portions. Stir gently and enjoy.
For faster effects, dont stir.
NOTE: This drink has been known to make small groups of people vomit uncontrollably simultaneously. The recommendation is to be one of the passed out vomitors and not one of the near-sober cleaners.

Hi-V

Stock Dry Vermouth
Minute Maid Orange Soda

Mix Orange soda and vermouth 60/40 respectively. Stir. Drink. Tastes like Hi-C doesn't it?
For faster effects, up the voltage.

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