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Name |
Ingredients |
Instructions |
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Pina Colada, |
Bacardi Limon |
Drink the Pina Colada down to about the "Virgin Cocktail" [ironic], fill the rest with Limon, shake and enjoy. |
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Stoop Friendly YooHoo |
Yoohoo, Milk |
Drink the YooHoo, yes the whole thing. Liberally apply Kahlua, and fill the rest with milk. Shake and enjoy. |
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Mountain Screw |
Bacardi Limon |
Mix both ingredients, stir (don't shake), and pound. Belching makes room for more. |
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152 |
Bacardi 151, Bacardi Limon |
Mix everything but 151. Do at least one shot of 151 (three works good), chase each with 8-20 oz. of mix. Repeat until incoherent. |
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Jerky Worm |
Jose Cuervo Tequila, Salt |
Lick, Slam, Suck, Slam, lick, slam, piss, slam, belch, slam, fall, slam, get up, slam, fall, slam, die. |
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Penalty Shot |
Goldschlager |
Play hockey, when scored upon, take penalty shot. |
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Twizzzler |
Cherry Jello |
Make jello, replacing 50% of water with Sambuca. You can attempt to make shapes out of this mess. |
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Frozen Nipple |
Haagen Dazs Bailey's Ice Cream |
Mix a few cups of Bailey's pour Sambuca over top like hot fudge. Add cherry for full nipple effect. |
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Electric Screwdriver |
Absolut Vodka |
Use standard screwdriver procedure, substituting Orange Soda for Orange Juice. |
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Dr. Soco |
Southern Comfort |
Mix the two constituents in approximately equal portions. Stir gently
and enjoy. |
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Hi-V |
Stock Dry Vermouth |
Mix Orange soda and vermouth 60/40 respectively. Stir. Drink. Tastes
like Hi-C doesn't it? |
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